In my capacity as a High Priestess of the Church of the SubGenius, it's my job to rally the flock for our potential off-planet migration every July 5th. Sure, there have been a lot of July 5ths under my bridge, but sooner or later it's going to click! And seekers, I have a good feeling in my BONE that THIS is going to be THE YEAR! Right now, I'm madly packing my tasseled bustiers and dragging the camping supplies out--but that doesn't mean there isn't appropriately themed audio enterTAINTment to thrill your Yeti ear-glands as we all prepare to ditch this sorry suck-ass world for the heady mysteries of Planet X and its equally heady Sex goddesses! And this time, I'm dropping the show early so you can listen to it on the way to the landing pad to catch your own Pleasure Saucer. What's not to like?
So strap yourselves in with the Big Red Straps, because our celestial takeoff is imminent, and the divine countdown has begun!